How To Kill A Troll • The Quarantine Games

Apr 5, 2020
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Chapter 2: As our travelers debate over venturing into a magic portal, a deadly troll and its stirges emerge from the portal and threaten their lives. Then they meet a pompous celebrity. #StayHome & Game #WithMe #RIPRihannaCoffeebean

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  • I can’t believe I haven’t seen this before. This is amazing

    Дарья КантемироваДарья Кантемирова4 days ago
  • Steve’s soft “lord!” at the father’s ashes part killed me haha

    Belle YuenBelle Yuen13 days ago
  • Why is Steve turning into Ricky Goldsworth?

  • They aren’t really playing right and it’s low key annoying me but I’m loving the characters

    chloe millerchloe miller26 days ago

    Abby CalAbby CalMonth ago
  • this was a lot of fun! 10/10 inspired to play dungeons and dragons !! ( if you do play, what is your character? my character is named Typhon Amastacia . they are a half elf paladin )

    Ana MayaAna MayaMonth ago
  • ahahaha Stephanos, "Im the last of my family~! I cannot wipe out the family name!" such an asian mood.

    AiluronAiluronMonth ago
  • What's Steven drinking

    SpacePillsSpacePillsMonth ago
  • Is this guy drunk lol...

    JooN JooNJooN JooN2 months ago
  • Steven asking sincerely in his mildest voice "have I passed away?" had me rolling

    LibbyLibby2 months ago
  • OMFG I'm crying, me watching this: 4:31

    S A M A N T H A T S U K IS A M A N T H A T S U K I2 months ago
    • Also I still love: Shane at Steven for mentioning a bandaid: "What's that?" Ryan: "Yeah you're gonna need a bandaid the size of Texas, a place I visited on July 2nd which I can see here in my Google Calender - I posted about it on my tumblr after all." xD

      S A M A N T H A T S U K IS A M A N T H A T S U K I2 months ago
    • oh my god ;D "I am a celebrity after all mwahhaha" we know you've said that in every sentence, I'm wheezing

      S A M A N T H A T S U K IS A M A N T H A T S U K I2 months ago
  • god short people really be walkin around filled with THAT much rage... okay ryan alright chill hun

    mahmah3 months ago
  • Katie is carrying this team ngl

    Arsh VermaArsh Verma3 months ago
  • I ship qezza and Stephanos ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

    Emily EricksenEmily Ericksen3 months ago
  • Ok but who's their healer

    Arsh VermaArsh Verma3 months ago
  • I keep rewinding and replaying 2:44 over and over again - Steven being sweet and wholesome and Shane’s giant smile of surprise when he defends Durnan, I’m just dying

    Laura BakerLaura Baker3 months ago
  • Nickels & pickles

    Emma EarthlingEmma Earthling3 months ago
  • Love your sweatshirt, Steven! Ghibli is life!!

    A TA T4 months ago
  • Steve: *is a huge asshole and almost gets Stephanos killed* Stephanos: I want to heal him before me because we are friends :)

    MidnatestarMidnatestar4 months ago
  • Big respect to Shane DMing for the first time and fuckin killing it!

    AJ-ChromaticAJ-Chromatic5 months ago
  • I could watch this for hours with popcorns and tea, this is so much fun 😄😄😄😄😄

    Clara MClara M5 months ago
  • I am getting gildory lockheart vibes from this guy...

    J MJ M5 months ago
  • Idk if dnd is supposed to be this funny but then again ive never played yet. This series makes me want to though.

    Maxx SullivanMaxx Sullivan5 months ago
  • Cant wait for this to get animated lol

    Roman BellRoman Bell5 months ago
  • so volo is ray romano

    TheIzzywaiTheIzzywai5 months ago
  • Steven and Stephanos are my otp

    Kidedaion SymotiKidedaion Symoti5 months ago
  • These vlogs are just hilarious, the three guys just make me laugh all the time. Shanes description for Ryan was amazing

    katherine collinskatherine collins5 months ago
  • Watching this in my car in a Taco Bell parking lot and people pulled up next to me and could hear this and that was just sooo awkward

    Jocelyn DupeeJocelyn Dupee5 months ago
  • Coming from a two year forever DM, Shane is doing such a great job. He's always been a creative storyteller but he's brilliant at involving the players. Can't wait to watch the rest.

    endymion enbyendymion enby5 months ago
  • Cool

    Emilio Putton 2Emilio Putton 25 months ago
  • watching this as an experienced DM is painful and heartwarming at the same time. they're doing their best.

    mickimicki5 months ago
  • ryan: *mentions an airbnb* shane: ryan: *mentions texas* shane: wHaT’s TeXaS???

    zoezoe6 months ago
  • This is delightful

    Mina WeißMina Weiß6 months ago
  • Shane makes such a Great DM... he’s so good at carrying on the plot

    Jaylin HollandJaylin Holland6 months ago
  • Is Sarah drawing the little portraits? I love them! Please keep series going!

    Amy M.Amy M.6 months ago
  • I both love and hate Ryan's accent, he's like a sociopath from New Jersey. Also like... he brought his own meed cup?!

    OttoOtto6 months ago
  • shane is like crazy good at this we love to see it

    tameratamera6 months ago
  • Is there any chance that Steve is from the Goatman of the bridge

    Jesse YbnelleJesse Ybnelle6 months ago
  • Stephanos talking about his tragic backstory all the time is the funniest thing

    GiovannaGiovanna6 months ago
  • Re-watching this series for the 3rd time

    Elizabeth StolmeierElizabeth Stolmeier6 months ago
  • "Please, I am the last of my family!" That was so cute omg

    GiovannaGiovanna6 months ago
  • I dont want to be dramatic but i would die for steven's character

    GiovannaGiovanna6 months ago
  • Shane's hair looks like he hasn't bathed in a week.

    Poochie CollinsPoochie Collins6 months ago
  • I can’t stop looking at Shane’s hair through these videos

    leeyleey6 months ago

    Jackson MillerJackson Miller6 months ago
  • "and everyone cheers" when your Tumblr post actually happens lol

    Tim Drake Fan ClubTim Drake Fan Club6 months ago
  • This game seems awesome for the imagination-inclined (me). How have I only played it once as a kid and then never again?!

    Poochie CollinsPoochie Collins6 months ago
  • After this episode I agree with a previous commenter that said Stephano killed all his family. Also, Shane, I think you broke Stephen with the urn🤣.

    Tarrie RevenantTarrie Revenant6 months ago
  • I just wanna know if that's a studio ghibli pullover

    Elizabeth FulgencioElizabeth Fulgencio6 months ago
  • Did anyone else just die laughing when he said nickels and pickles

    Jennifer GonzalezJennifer Gonzalez6 months ago
  • Ryan: I dont think he could even bring it up Me in that split second: THATS WHAT SHE SAID Ryan correcting himself: the sword Me: thats still what she said

    Leah BalthazorLeah Balthazor6 months ago
  • these are just shane’s hot daga on crack but with ryan’s approval 😂

    Mara JohnsonMara Johnson6 months ago
  • Ryan, just a tip! Bardic inspiration can be used as a bonus action, so you can use your action to cast a spell or attack then use bardic inspiration at the end of your turn.

    Carly SchleeCarly Schlee6 months ago
  • Yo when shane said “... and his family extremely dead” cracked me up 😂

    Deji Does YouTubeDeji Does YouTube6 months ago
  • Strong hotdaga energy

    joseph rouleaujoseph rouleau6 months ago
  • Rihanna

    Solar SystemSolar System7 months ago
  • F in the chat for Rihanna Coffebean

    Paige JohnsonPaige Johnson7 months ago
  • i have no idea what is going on but this is shane's wheelhouse and i love to see it

    Amanda Martini-HughesAmanda Martini-Hughes7 months ago
  • when shane said the words "mosquito the size of a dog" i nearly choked on my juice why is that so funny

    BeeBee7 months ago
  • I feel like i´m watching merlin again. i love this.

    Lady KataLady Kata7 months ago
  • steve/stephanos, slowburn, enemies to friends to lovers, 300k

    Alfie DVAlfie DV7 months ago
  • I absolutely love this series! I've been playing dungeons and dragons for about a year and a few different campaigns and I've made some of the closest friends in my whole lifetime! I think it's neat how the party is really small with only 3 people and a DM,But their classes are very interesting and work together in a cool way. My DND sessions go for 5 hours and would be a really boring video! So props to these guys for making it like critical role in a Very watchable format.

    FionaFiona7 months ago
  • Shane is the PERFECT amount of chaotically disheveled

    Kelli GroverKelli Grover7 months ago
  • Stephanos is a sweet baby angel and Steve is a dick and Qezza is holding it all together I love this dynamic

    I can’t say this out loudI can’t say this out loud7 months ago
  • volo reminds me of gilderoy lockhart

    Claire CrayClaire Cray7 months ago
  • "I'm your DM" I read it as direct message

    danae kolokadanae koloka7 months ago
  • Stephanos has not only a banging bod, but a great book collection-Crazy Rich Asians and Binging with Babish are the absolute height of culture! One wonders if the deceased Coffeebeans were half as well-read!

    TheGojoseonTheGojoseon7 months ago
  • I feel like this is a dream for Shane and then he has to deal with shenanigans right out the door. Thank goodness for improv practice 😂

    ScienceFictionScienceFiction7 months ago
    • Also, I might be being nitpicky but Ryan never took an action for his the turn where he used bardic on Stephanos. Oooooops

      ScienceFictionScienceFiction7 months ago
  • I thought I loved Steven, but hearing Stephanos’ accent every ep is slowly draining my will to watch. And live.

    Tough CookieTough Cookie7 months ago
  • Steve: “WHAT is UP, I am NASTY and I give off A VAGUELY CURSED SEXUAL ENERGY. Stephanos: “I try to be really kind, you know, because I’m the sole survivor of a great massacre of my family.” Kezza: “I am literally the only one with brain cells, and I am playing as a class not often known for their brain cells.” But for real, I love all three of them so much.

    Sarah MillerSarah Miller7 months ago
  • Qezza- Lawful Neutral Stephanos- Chaotic Good Steve- Chaotic Stupid

    Gabby GallowayGabby Galloway7 months ago

    anaianai7 months ago
  • "Great. Glad we made a deal for some old man dust" 😂😂😂

    JJ HayesJJ Hayes7 months ago
  • This is very entertaining and streams way better than my D&D campaign. Steven, is that a soot Sprite sweater? Cool if it is. Also Steve, how's your bro Ricky Goldworth doing?

    Allison SnyderAllison Snyder7 months ago
  • As a merch item for this, we need a stein the size that Ryan has in this video with the D&D&SD logo on it... immediately where my brain went. Million dollar idea? Debatable...

    Shelby MuirheadShelby Muirhead7 months ago
  • Stephanos is so wholesome

    Kyrstin SimmonsKyrstin Simmons7 months ago
  • Qezza is badass

    kirby corekirby core7 months ago
  • Im ready for the next episode already! I love being able to see more Shane and Ryan.

    Mary Elizabeth MinnsMary Elizabeth Minns7 months ago
  • Brilliant

    KV JackalKV Jackal7 months ago
  • When Stephanos bangs, he bangs.

    NagiOkiNagiOki7 months ago

    AbamAbam7 months ago
  • Never played D&D, but after watching this I really want to try it. They are having so much fun.

    Lupe vLupe v7 months ago
  • The production quality in this episode said 📈

    Iris HamelinIris Hamelin7 months ago
  • Stephanos is a delight and the kind of characters I love to have in a party

    Anaïs MoutelAnaïs Moutel7 months ago
  • i would die for stephanos.

    cloudivycloudivy7 months ago
  • poor, poor Stephanos...

    InforismInforism7 months ago
  • It makes sense that Shane as the DM would have the armour class of the stirges and troll, but how does he know when the party actually takes hits?

    Loud LizardLoud Lizard7 months ago
  • i feel like volo isn’t actually himself and is someone in disguise or he wants that friend for dubious reasons, like he’ll have the payment from selling his friend or information he gets out of his friend

    ss7 months ago
  • Stephanos: nice dude Quezza: cool half orc warrior woman Steve: Ricky Goldsworth sass master Shane: chaotic order

    Francesca PattiFrancesca Patti7 months ago
  • why am I getting a trump ad I’m just trying to watch sd and dnd

    hellohello7 months ago
  • This is SO MUCH FUN to watch!! 💕💕💕

    Ellizabeth KaneEllizabeth Kane7 months ago
  • I never want this to end!

    Kachia RaffertyKachia Rafferty7 months ago
  • OMG, I'm pretty sure I've done this campaign before. It's so fun, these people are in for a fun time.

    Moni IonMoni Ion7 months ago
  • This is a great way to learn more about Katie and Steve as a casual watcher. Loving Katie more and more every episode this is a great series thank you alllllllllllllll P.S. Steve is Ricky Goldsworth's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Alternate Universe Grandfather

    toasttoast7 months ago
  • Is there not a single healer in this god dang group???

    Desiree CollinsDesiree Collins7 months ago
  • I adore stephanos

    veraleoveraleo7 months ago
  • make this series everyday

    mynameismynameis7 months ago

    mynameismynameis7 months ago
  • as a dedicated Critical Role fan, I feel it is my duty to make timestamps: 1:00 Recap Starts 1:32 Recap Ends 3:14 Battle Begins 4:30 Coffeebean family is nearly extinct 6:10 Bangin' bod 7:17 No Ball Games 12:26 Steve inspires Stephanos 14:15 Stephanos Gum™ 15:00 Qezza kills the troll 15:32 Battle Ends 24:31 Stephano overshares (again) 26:13 Volo offers collateral 27:20 Nickels and Pickles (Episode Ends) Add more if you had other moments you liked!

    TeeTee7 months ago
    • @Arthur Bell I can only hope to do him justice

      TeeTee7 months ago
    • Flando maltrizian?

      Arthur BellArthur Bell7 months ago
  • All hail the Watcher !! I love this serie, Shane is such a great Dungeon Master !

    AlexandraAlexandra7 months ago